Read your HORoscope and eat some HORs d'ouvres!
Erica: corrupts Republican youth!Missy: Dr. Laura's nemesis
Adam: Romulans need love too!
macktivist@yahoo.com
mail your philanthropic webmaster if all you keep
hearing in your head is Morrissey singing "and the
hills are alive with celibate cries!"
...maybe they should all help each other out.
Okay, so I am tired of all y'all pals and acquaintances bitching about your sorry-ass love lives. Will y'all hook up with each other already? Some of you are hott pieces of ass, and since you won't admit that you spend about two and a half hours a day on makeoutclub, you can come here instead. See you next year at the wedding, bitches!